The ethan 

A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN

The ethan was hunting me.

The ethan by Other Ethan November 4, 2021

The Ethan 

While fucking a chick doggy style grab her hair and split it in two.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.

Just give her "The Ethan" they love it.

The Ethan by The Ennis June 22, 2024

The Ethan Miller Experience 

when you’re smoking that good kush and drinking that strong shit and you forget what space and time is

“damn bruh he’s going through the ethan miller experience, go get him some coco pebbles”

The Ethan Miller Experience by shereallydidthat February 9, 2020

All The Ethan’s Of The World 

Ethan’s are some of the weirdest people you’ll ever meet. They like to stare into the eyes of lizards and molest them when not a single person is looking. Ethan is the type of person to play around so much that they seem to be gay. Most Ethan’s seem to be virgins forever and in result molest all ur children and lizards.

That weirdo who molested my lizard yesterday is such a All The Ethan’s Of The World.

All The Ethan’s Of The World by Ethan and his parents is whore May 18, 2019

Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.

A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER

Ethan the squid by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

ethan the cunt 

A guy named Ethan that is a really big camel tow (big pussy) .

ETHAN THE CUNT IS A PUSSY.

ethan the cunt by Ethan the pussy February 1, 2017

Ethan The Dweeb 

A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.

Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...

Wait, there is not buts

Ex)

Breethan For Life.

Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.

Ethan The Dweeb by Yeetmyboi June 3, 2018