The crackhead 

When you ejaculate on your own arm in a line and the girl snorts it off.

Friend: Dude I didn't know you dealt.
Me: Ya last night my girl needed a fix so i drew up a line and gave her the crackhead.

The crackhead by Speenis Wild February 6, 2009

THE crackhead 

an INCREDIBLE cameraman and an INCREDIBLY bad player of every videogame

Matukite: DO NOT USE PEKKA AND EBARBS TOGETHER!!!!
THE crackhead: nah man

THE crackhead by doctor crackhead!!! November 9, 2021

The crackhead laugh 

One who laughs like a crackhead. Also see Peter Smith

Holy shit Peter has mastered the crackhead laugh.

The crackhead laugh by Pierre the great March 14, 2005

Kimmy the crackhead grandma

Kimmy the crackhead is who you’ll call your grandma , you know the one that gives you crack

“You visit kimmy the crackhead grandma yet I head she got a new stack in!!

Kimmy the crackhead grandma by LookAtAllDemChIckens June 23, 2019

Ibti the crackhead 

Ibti is the only denfintion of crackhead

Ibti the crackhead

Ibti the crackhead by Shows am June 30, 2019

The Cracked Voice 

- n.

1. The burlesque yet cosmopolitan literary style of Cracked.com, "America's Only Humor & Video Site, Since 1958".

2. Sarcasm of the highest art.

3. If Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker had a son named Freddie Mercury.

"I always picture the cracked voice coming from an awesome dude."

"I have a chemistry teacher who speaks PERFECTLY in the Cracked voice--minus swears."

"Why the fuck should you care? Oh yeah, because I said so."

The Cracked Voice by Jacopo January 6, 2010

The Cracked Voice 

The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.

That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.

The Cracked Voice by twenty-seven December 18, 2010