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The Colony 

"THE COLONY" not Colony. Small city near Dallas that has been mistaken many many times as an omish city. Businesses dont last long, the busiest places are the liquor stores and if you went to school at TC High School you are most likely on drugs.
" Where do you live? "
" The Colony. "
" Colony? "
" No, The Colony "
" oh, are you Omish? "
The Colony by frachel August 10, 2008
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The Colony 

A city in Texas where no one knows how to spell the word Amish.
The Colony cougars can't spell Amish.
The Colony by Deadwing November 1, 2009

The Colony 

a city that has nothing but emos and mexicans that think their gangster but when they fight white boys the mexicans get their asses kicked and walk away crying to their mom
everybody thinks their soooo hard because their from the whack ass colony
mexican G "is all bout dat T.C. homie"
white boy "shut the fuck up you peice of shit."
white boy (hours later) "any kid that thinks hes gangster in the colony is a fake sack of lying shit
The Colony by northandsouthhater January 25, 2009

Doing It For The Colony 

Doing something just for your colony and twenty heifers. You do anything for you, your colony members and of course the colony. Anything for the colony. You do anything and everything for the colony.
"Oh do it for the colony!"
"He did it for the colony."
"I need 20 heifers for the colony."
"Doing it for the colony."

kick up the colon 

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!
The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!
kick up the colon by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021

the colon and p rule 

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face
The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect
the colon and p rule by flavorsnades September 3, 2010

Milking the colon 

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate
"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon
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