clacker

Australian slang for "anus"

I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

clacker

Ass / anus.

I seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker.

by louis October 17, 2001

The Clacker

A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.

Ross was getting annoyed by Carissa so he decided to pull out The Clacker to make her leave.

by ferris314 April 14, 2010

clacker

just the best word for a womans fanny!!!

"what a short skirt, i can nearly see her clacker!!"

by russell williams May 13, 2006

Clacker

a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora

Person 1 - 'I've got a really itchy Clacker'
Person 2 - 'Hun, you slept with that man whore last week, you’ve probably got an SDT.'

by thorpey65 October 25, 2010

Clackers

teeth or false teeth

He left his false clackers in a glass by his bed every night

she got her clackers seen to by the dentist

by notquitepatrick June 21, 2014

clackers

Testicles (or rather "balls", typically in the sense of having "big balls", i.e. nerve or audacity)

"Can you believe the gigantic, cast-iron clackers on that guy?"

by pr1mal August 22, 2003