The caterpillar

The caterpillar is a bizzare sex position mainly practised in western parts of Africa. Much like fisting, it involves one partner inserting both his/her hands up into the vagina of their partner , right up to the wrist. A substantial amount of time must pass for the position to reach its penultimate stage ( typically 9 months ) of the partner opening his hand out as if holding up the gospel to the priest at mass. This symbolises the birth of a butterfly from a caterpillar - symbolising the ex-partner cleansing the vagina of his/her partner giving them permission to be penetrated by a new johnny vinjizzler.

David broke up with Áine last month and he finally gave her the caterpillar yesterday.

by Flappyman February 11, 2014

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Caterpillar

When your girlfriend is mad at you so she takes all the blankets and systematically wraps herself up like a caterpillar. This, preventing you from having any blankets... so you have have to sleep in the cold.

Man: I can’t come into work today because I got a cold.

Boss: Who’d you get the cold from?

Man: I got CATERPILLAR(ed) by my girl and was freezing all night..sorry boss.

by TrickyAru November 29, 2018

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caterpillars

-Refers to a females unkept eyebrows; they are typically thick and dark

"Look at the nasty caterpillars on that girl"

by li8m February 20, 2009

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Caterpillar

A term used to describe the way marijuana looks after it is unwrapped when you screw up rolling a joint. The marijuana without the paper, ends up looking like a green caterpillar.

Lindsay- "Oh Manny, you fucked up the joint, re-roll it!"

Manny- "damn you're right (as manny unwraps the joint)"

Andy- "Dude, that bud looks like a caterpillar now!"

Lindsay- "Yeah! like a caterpillar in its Cocoon!"

Andy- "No way dude, it does!"

by Lumberjack777 November 12, 2012

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