The alarm cock

Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm

So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock

by Lynimarie February 13, 2018

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

alarm cock

When you wake a girl by poking her with a hard cock.

Kelly: Why do you look so tired?

Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.

by wplv April 26, 2010

Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.

Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "

by Morning Woody November 30, 2015

Alarm-cock

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

by Pratipax August 11, 2008

alarm cock

Also see: Dirt Rooster

When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"

Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.

Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"

"That bitch kept hitting the snooze button, so I had to wake her up with the Alarm Cock!"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

alarm cock

when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night

"You look tired girlfriend!"

"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"

"High five sistah!"

by Pratipax August 26, 2008