It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"
Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!
by M.JUSTIN.F May 01, 2008
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An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning
Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.
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Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.
Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!
by thenameisriley April 11, 2013
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An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.
The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.
by punkchicka4 November 15, 2010
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a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.
alarm clock:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."
by allisgoodindahood December 29, 2011
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A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.
I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.
by Rob May 11, 2004
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When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.
by throbson October 05, 2006
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