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The alarm cock
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Waking up a partner by shoving
a dick
in their
mouth
and
yelling
like an alarm
So
my girlfriend
was pissed because I
woke
her up with the
alarm cock
The alarm cock
by
Lynimarie
February 13, 2018
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