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The air was filled with smoke and blood 

The air was filled with smoke and blood. The line of patricians retreating away from their once great city was most reminiscent of a funeral ritual. Some were crying. Many were angry. Many were wounded.

The Air Compressor 

When you slap your friend on the butt between the cheeks so air gets forced into their butt.
Friend 1: I gave John the air compressor last night

Friend 2: what did he do

Friend 1: not much, just walked weird after having 50 psi straight up his anus

the air fryer effect 

when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.
“damn, what happened to that girl? she used to be so fine?”

“it’s the air fryer effect.”

The Air Fryer 

Just before you ejaculate, you withdraw your penis from your girlfriend and insert it into an air fryer. Keep in mind, this air fryer has already been pre-heated to 400° F. You then cum into the air fryer which then immediately boils your cum to a crust.
"I was trying to eat a bagel this morning but my roommate didn't clean up after he did The Air Fryer last night"

The Air Travel Bubble Hypothesis 

Every time two countries announce an air travel bubble, one of them will see a spike in corona cases closer to the flight date, dashing hopes of paid travellers, who would nevertheless be consoled that they would be given first priority for the next fight if they were not to cancel their booking.
On the one occasion when the air travel bubble hypothesis was apparently proved wrong, the decades-old Soviet plane that was carrying a few dozen Russian mercenaries and terrorists was never heard again after take-off—had the ATB hypothesis struck in a more deadly form?

The Air And Water Show 

The unfortunate event of shitting and puking at the same time.
"Did you find Jimmy?"
"Yeah he's in the john. It's the air and water show in there!"