The Wich 

A phrase used to substitute the full city name of Wichita, Kansas, popularized by the Wichita, Kansas native YouTuber, D’Aydrian Harding

Yeah bro I’m about to catch a flight to The Wich to see my people.

The Wich by Staqx July 7, 2023

shut-the-fuck-up-wich 

A sandwhich made for someone who was just complaining non stop about his wife not making him anything to eat for dinner.

Jon came over last night and after a half hour of bitching i went to the kitchen and made him a shut-the-fuck-up-wich.

shut-the-fuck-up-wich by Letothewhototheha April 17, 2010

The Wichita Wash-off 

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.

The Wichita Wash-off

The Wichita Wash-off by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009

The Wichita Switcheroo 

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.

"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."

The Wichita Switcheroo by William T. Brasky April 21, 2021

Up the Wichenford

Two large people having uncomfortable sex in the back of a small car in the lay-by of a small countryside village.

After a romantic valentines night Raymond took Sophie up the Wichenford

Up the Wichenford by matthew raymond February 27, 2008