The Vagi
Pronounced Vuh-jeye. An order dedicated to checking out the Vag, or vagina, (in reference to "vagina" a.k.a. A woman who is of superb hotness).
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Gift of the Vagi
Gift of the Vagi by Mr. Joshua May 21, 2012
Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina
Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.
At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.
At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina by TheDonald June 12, 2009
sand in the vagina
sand in the vagina by Bari February 12, 2005
Tingle in the Vagingle
Tingle the Vagingle (pronounced va-jingle) is a term originating from the North Central Florida area that describes the extra sensation a girl feels during oral sex when the guy that preforms said oral sex has a beard. He is giving her an extra tingle in her vagina from the facial hair; hence the phrase "tingle the vagingle."
Example 1
Friend, "Why'd you grow that hideous beard?"
Friend's response, "My girl likes the beard, it gives her a tingle in the vagingle."
Example 2
Girl, "I like when a guy with a beard goes down on me; it gives me a tingle in the vagingle."
Friend, "Why'd you grow that hideous beard?"
Friend's response, "My girl likes the beard, it gives her a tingle in the vagingle."
Example 2
Girl, "I like when a guy with a beard goes down on me; it gives me a tingle in the vagingle."
Tingle in the Vagingle by DBlack April 29, 2009
sand in the vagina
Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"
sand in the vagina by St Crab July 5, 2006
The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard
A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.
Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010
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