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The Unwritten War of The West 

The facts of this war have been handed down from generation to generation, and now must be told. Long before the infamous Manganaro lived, before Australia became popular for its Olympics, there was a War in the western Suburbs of Sydney. Here a conlict started as to who owned the entitlments to the Area Bum. The Allies (Yobos, Albino Aboriginals, Drunks, bar Flies, The Communist Party and Booze Hounds) gave the ultimatum that if the Axis (The Beavaria State, Little Lebannon, Australian Soccer Fed.,EHBTH Staff, Mintonians, The Nazi Party and The Labour Party) to leave the area known as Campletown. They did not. Thus the actions after that would form the War of the West. Weapons of Monitor Destruction (See WOMD) were deployed, beer cans thrown aplenty, and blood and alcohol spilt everywhere. After significant death the area was divided into two sections: One for the Allies, and one for the Axies. Soon, the Beavarian populus was realised by all to be the scum of the world and sent to the south wes suburb of Panania, where it set up state. The War was never spoken of again, until now.
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
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Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
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"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
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Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
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do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026