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Little Man on the Trampoline

The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.
My girl likes it when I show her the "little man on the trampoline"

The wet trampoline 

When a pragenant woman expells crap and smears in in a curculatory motion on her stomach. The man then masturbates in side the "shit curcle" and slaps the pragenant belly.
Cindy even though you are preagnant I still find you attractive. Let me give you the wet trampoline

The Bad Kind of Trampolining 

This unused and long term is used for when a NSFW video / gif or a normal video / gif is cropped to where someone "trampolining" looks like the person or thing is getting railed by something or someone.
Ben: Look at this anime character trampoline .
Jerome: Hm, that looks wrong.
Avery: Oh what the fuck, that's The Bad Kind of Trampolining.

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026