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The Tower 

The Tower of Sauron is the secondary antagonist of Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was a black numenorean and one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
The Tower grew as his power and evil increased, however, his armor did not.
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The Tower 

A wife who’s completely fed up with you playing softball, mostly all week, only to hear the news you’re about to break… the boys need you to play catcher & bat 9th… on your 1 day off when you’re suppose to be with the family
Hey Dart, can you come play tonight at Melas?

Dart: Let me check with The Tower.
The Tower by proLLLLL March 2, 2022

The tower 

The tower is a large tower at the centre of the world, with the refuge, the glen and the barrens are centred around, if you woke up in the barrens, for example, you would have to carry the sun to the tower and place it on top.
THE TOWER

The Tower Effect 

The Psychological process by which a Tower Unite™️ player becomes, through repeated exposure to related material, a furry and/or hentai fetishist.
Person 1: Dude Jim has been playing Tower Unite Non-Stop!!!
Person 2: Oh god, He's gonna become a furry via The Tower Effect
The Tower Effect by Yoshiex34 January 24, 2021

The Tower of Nattylon 

A pyramid constructed of finished Natural brand beers like Natty Light or Natty Ice. Typicaly made with a base of ten, and immediately after completion is destroyed Godzilla style by the person who is so drunk they sound like they are speaking a different language whenever they talk.
Beau got so drunk last night that he won the honor of knocking down the Tower of Nattylon we spent all night making. He did it naked.
The Tower of Nattylon by J-Willy102 November 26, 2016

The Tower Formerly Known as Sears 

A moniker for the recently renamed Willis Tower in Chicago, formerly known as Sears Tower from 1973-2009.

Used by Chicagoans to avoid using the name Willis Tower.

Similar in structure to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, which the music artist Prince crafted for legal reason to produce music outside the control of his corporate music label, until such time as he could regain his rightful name.
Passenger: Could you please take me to Willis Tower?
Cabbie: What you talkin bout, Willis?
Passenger: Oh, I'm sorry, I mean The Tower Formerly Known as Sears.
Cabbie: Sure.

The Tower of Cumdon 

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.
"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
The Tower of Cumdon by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014
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