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The Tower 

A wife who’s completely fed up with you playing softball, mostly all week, only to hear the news you’re about to break… the boys need you to play catcher & bat 9th… on your 1 day off when you’re suppose to be with the family…
Hey Dart, can you come play tonight at Melas?

Dart: Let me check with The Tower.
The Tower by proLLLLL March 2, 2022

The tower 

The tower is a large tower at the centre of the world, with the refuge, the glen and the barrens are centred around, if you woke up in the barrens, for example, you would have to carry the sun to the tower and place it on top.
THE TOWER

The Tower Effect 

The Psychological process by which a Tower Unite™️ player becomes, through repeated exposure to related material, a furry and/or hentai fetishist.
Person 1: Dude Jim has been playing Tower Unite Non-Stop!!!
Person 2: Oh god, He's gonna become a furry via The Tower Effect
The Tower Effect by Yoshiex34 January 24, 2021

The Tower of Nattylon 

A pyramid constructed of finished Natural brand beers like Natty Light or Natty Ice. Typicaly made with a base of ten, and immediately after completion is destroyed Godzilla style by the person who is so drunk they sound like they are speaking a different language whenever they talk.
Beau got so drunk last night that he won the honor of knocking down the Tower of Nattylon we spent all night making. He did it naked.
The Tower of Nattylon by J-Willy102 November 26, 2016

The Tower Formerly Known as Sears 

A moniker for the recently renamed Willis Tower in Chicago, formerly known as Sears Tower from 1973-2009.

Used by Chicagoans to avoid using the name Willis Tower.

Similar in structure to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, which the music artist Prince crafted for legal reason to produce music outside the control of his corporate music label, until such time as he could regain his rightful name.
Passenger: Could you please take me to Willis Tower?
Cabbie: What you talkin bout, Willis?
Passenger: Oh, I'm sorry, I mean The Tower Formerly Known as Sears.
Cabbie: Sure.

The Tower of Cumdon 

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.
"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
The Tower of Cumdon by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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