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karen took the kids
When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids
Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids
Just please don't let this happen to you
Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids
Just please don't let this happen to you
You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!
(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!
(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
karen took the kids by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019
My wife left me and took the kids
A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018
Karen took the kids
A phrase commonly found in memes implying that someone’s wife claimed the children in a divorce. Often, memes of this subject will have the text “When Karen takes the kids” or something similar followed by a reaction image.
Karen took the kids by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019
who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?
- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"
(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"
(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)
who took the jam out of your doughnuts ? by Cocolastico January 26, 2014
i took the wock to poland
i took the wock to poland by genericnpc09751 October 16, 2022
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Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly
Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?
Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?
looks like someone took the slow train from Philly by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009
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