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The Tolken 

The Tolken, a sexaul position taken from the parody of the length of the "Lord of the Rings," motion pictures and the book written by J.R.R. Tolken. This is where a woman in bent over and has her ring destroyed over the series of 6 - 8 hours by some men, some dwarves and some elves.
Man 1: "I was re-enacting LOTR last night, I gave my bird the Tolken and she fair can't walk right anymore. =D"

Man 2: "Alrighhhhht!"
The Tolken by Pseudopseudonym September 16, 2009
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The Token Newb

The Token Newb hampers the productivty of the group.
The Token Newb by Austin-T December 12, 2004

"The Token No" 

the token no- in a situation of dating, flirting, etc., when a girl says NO, but does not mean it. The token no can be used as an advance to continue whatever the action was. -Also, the "token no" is used by women to play the role of a women and can be used to show interest in an action, or conversation, (through attraction) and not seem like a slut.
1. I was busting on the girl from the bar, and she gave me "The Token No"- After that, I really cranked up the cocky+funny!!
2. she was trying to test me to see if i was a wussy, so she used the "Token No." man, after that I really kept pushing her! you know I did well that night!!

The token fat driver 

The apparent fat girl that is with a group of hot girls in a public setting.
"Look at the group of hot girls over there!"

"The fat one must be the token fat driver."

The American Tolkien 

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.
Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.
The American Tolkien by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

token the smurtlehead 

1. underground rapper from Troy, New York. was up and coming but is now serving a 25 year sentence for the murder of a boy who he allegedly raped

2. also troilet slang for smoking weed
1. You hear that Token the Smurtlehead song, bubblegum pussy-dope!

2. Yo we token the smurtlehead after school, nigga?

by the same token 

Katrina: by the same token, nico thinks im a bitch
Paul: ahahhaha pretty cute, you owe me a voucher then