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Giant toaster oven which produces excessively large pieces of toast.
If Mexico had the tim, the world wouldn't be hungry.
the tim by mr wax man August 4, 2004
Words you can keep
massive dick; rediculously large cock
my god your tim makes me wanna drop my pants and just get on you as fast as a jackrabbit on hot coles
The Tim by sherry wine June 5, 2005
A unique position for the ubiquitous butt selfie that utilizes the bathroom mirror with which the user turns away from to catch a mirror selfie of his ass.
Brianna started a new booty thread and all the guys are doing “The Timnow.
The Tim by Minxxx December 13, 2018

The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"
The Tim walrus by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010

The Tim McGraw Effect 

The Tim McGraw effect takes place whenever you associate a certain thing with a past lover. Usually this occurs because it was an interest/passion of said person. Comes from the Taylor Swift song “Tim McGraw” where she sings the line “when you hear Tim McGraw, I hope you think of me”.
“Bro every time I hear a Nicki Minaj Song I think of Brittney. She would always play her music in the car.”

“Yeah—its the Tim McGraw Effect”

The Tim Effect 

When a supremely smart, intelligent, and competent individual underestimates their own proficiency and intelligence. The opposite of the Jenny Effect
It's so sad that Ivan is often a victim of the Tim Effect; if only he could see how intelligent he really is!
The Tim Effect by GodAlmightyAKAMML September 14, 2010

The Tim Hightower 

When you put a stool directly in front of the toilet then proceed to hover your ass over the toilet and drop heat.
"I brought the stool in their bathroom and pulled a Tim Hightower."
or
"I went 4 for 4 on the Tim Hightower"
The Tim Hightower by S.E.McD. February 17, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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