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The Tigger 

This is another sexual act in which you use that long schlong as a third leg. First, you must balance on the tip of your nob. Once you have achieved this, then you should begin to hop like Tigger. This is a good way to flirt with your crush. Just don't try it in school you nonce.

CAUTION: Your Dick May Snap.
Doctor: "Tell me the details."
Me: "I tried to perform The Tigger in School for my crush. My penis snapped, I fell on my face. And now I'm a registered sex offender."
The Tigger by MyDadGaveMeAids! March 29, 2019
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Tigger the Nigger 

You trying to hit up Pebble Beach this weekend? Tigger the Nigger is here.
Tigger the Nigger by webe May 10, 2012

Tigger on the Nigger 

When you realize you have became black and look up and all of a sudden the big bad boy TIGGER is sitting on ur head. TIGGER ON THE NIGGER
Ay cuz I just realized i'm black and now this tigger is on me
Ye bluh it's TIGGER ON THE NIGGER
Tigger on the Nigger by Bennethan February 6, 2019

the tiger of Egypt 

A little kid's description of the Sphinx!
When I heard her say the tiger of Egypt, I instantly knew what she meant! How cute!

The Tiger Song 

The theme song of the geek squad/wolf pack. Originates from an awesome little movie called The hangover and goes a little something like this:

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Well don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. doug doug doug dougy dougy dougy doug doug. And if he's been murdered my crystal meth tweakers... then we're shit out of luck :P
The Tiger Song by luckymw1313 December 14, 2010

The Tiger 

A male sun bathes naked with a flaccid penis. When he receives an erection later, there are paler stripes on the penis that gives an illusion of a tiger. (Spray tan for optimum results.)
B-Weav stroked The Tiger yesterday.
The Tiger by The Tigermaster October 23, 2008
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