He gave me Aids.
Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."
Me: "Sure thing Dad!"
Doctor: "You've got Aids"
Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"
Me: "Sure thing Dad!"
Doctor: "You've got Aids"
Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"
by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 03, 2018
This is another sexual act in which you use that long schlong as a third leg. First, you must balance on the tip of your nob. Once you have achieved this, then you should begin to hop like Tigger. This is a good way to flirt with your crush. Just don't try it in school you nonce.
CAUTION: Your Dick May Snap.
CAUTION: Your Dick May Snap.
Doctor: "Tell me the details."
Me: "I tried to perform The Tigger in School for my crush. My penis snapped, I fell on my face. And now I'm a registered sex offender."
Me: "I tried to perform The Tigger in School for my crush. My penis snapped, I fell on my face. And now I'm a registered sex offender."
by MyDadGaveMeAids! March 29, 2019
This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019