The Stoner

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Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.

Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"

The Stoner by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009

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The Stoner

Two belgium waffles smeared with nutella, served with easymac, cheetos and a drink of your choice.

What the fuck are you thinking man? Where's The Stoner? I just smoked a whole goddamn bowl, I better get my fucking stoner!

The Stoner by ewvwtfrb3wtrgvbewrtgw October 28, 2010

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The Stoner's Dilemma

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"

"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."

The Stoner's Dilemma by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009

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the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

the stoner channel by stewfoo January 13, 2005

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The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.

Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!

The Stoner's Haircut by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011

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The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

The Stoner Shower by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011

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lily the stoner

A girl who likes the good Cush

“Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”

lily the stoner by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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