The Stink Eye 

1. The look states i want to kill you, I want to rape your soul and watch it bleed from the excessive amount of rape given and do it from behind to surprise you or from the front to terrify them with you running at them with a boner and a squeaky toy.

2. An eye with a foul oder

He gave me the stink eye and i peed, pooped, barfed, and cried at the same time from the horror of it all.

The Stink Eye by Shutterflysimons February 27, 2011

The winking Stink eye 

Naked yoga with a yeast infection.

Man, Christina has one mad case of "The Winking Stink eye"

The winking Stink eye by bernardjumblingtowers October 24, 2010

better than a stick in the eye 

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

better than a stick in the eye by sarmaes November 28, 2006

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick 

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick 

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick by Chappo January 20, 2004

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick 

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

stick the eyelids shut 

Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.

If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...

stick the eyelids shut by pstalldude January 20, 2023