by Johnny Statch September 18, 2009
An underage girl. Combination of the words statutory, as in statutory rape, the penalty for copulating with a minor, and the word Snatch, slang for a Vagina which is also used in reference to a female of the species.
by Jim March 25, 2005
I asked this girl out but she "statched" me.
I went to open the door but I got "statched." (couldnt open it.)
I went to open the door but I got "statched." (couldnt open it.)
by jaman September 5, 2006
by Bosanova December 23, 2020
Of architecture or design that implies immediate gratification or satisfaction. Taken from the medical term 'stat' meaning right now, without any arguement.
'That doctor calls for all his surgical tools in statch style.' or 'The nazi architecture at it's finest evolution emphasised austere but larger than life horizontal scale punctuated by statch verticals: colors, lines, fabrics, symbols, music and ancient mysteries worthy of being considered a new form of religion.'
by Manifest Destiny July 6, 2006
A person who makes a point of pursuing underaged partners. The term is derived from a combination of Statutory (as in statutory rape) and Sketch (as in sketchy). A person who is statch may be a former member of a group or organization who returns many years later, attempting to fit in, as a means of finding girls under the legal age of consent.
People of college attending age or older dating people of high school age.
People who attend adolescent gatherings over the socially acceptable age who attempt to persuade younger participants in sexual exploits.
People who pursue 'jail bait'.
People who look very much older than their partner, especially if their partner looks very youthful.
Person 1: "Did you see Mike over there hitting on that high schooler?"
Person 2: "He is so stach, he is old enough to be her dad!"
Person 1: "That guy is totally statch"
Person 2: "Why does John's parties always attract these pedophiles?"
Person 1: "Jason's girlfriend is so statch"
Person 2: "Why, because she used to be his babysitter?"
People who attend adolescent gatherings over the socially acceptable age who attempt to persuade younger participants in sexual exploits.
People who pursue 'jail bait'.
People who look very much older than their partner, especially if their partner looks very youthful.
Person 1: "Did you see Mike over there hitting on that high schooler?"
Person 2: "He is so stach, he is old enough to be her dad!"
Person 1: "That guy is totally statch"
Person 2: "Why does John's parties always attract these pedophiles?"
Person 1: "Jason's girlfriend is so statch"
Person 2: "Why, because she used to be his babysitter?"
by shakeyjay January 20, 2010
To have sex with someone who isn't of the age of consent.
by thatguy5612 October 2, 2013