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The Spoon 

An Irish Ma's chief form of discipline; brought against any child who disobeys. Form of casual corporal punishment.
Don't be an eejit or Ma'll bring The Spoon to ya.
The Spoon by Séamus May 13, 2019
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The Spoon Method 

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"
The Spoon Method by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020

The Spoon Reflection

when one looks at themselves in a spoon, and their reflection in the spoon looks exactly like another person.
"I looked in a spoon today and remarkably the reflection in of me in the spoon looked like a really weird looking friend of mine. I believe my friend has a case of 'The Spoon Reflection'!"
The Spoon Reflection by OWJIEOWJE October 25, 2009

The spoon isn't real 

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.

the spoon treatment 

When a man shoves a spoon up a womans rectum, and eats the excrements that are scooped up by the spoon.
I gave my math teacher the spoon treatment in grade school.

The Spoon Position 

One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.
person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman
The Spoon Position by daddy jim March 26, 2021

Drop the spoon

When you drop the spoon, you’ll usually get chased around the house by you’re daddy since you flashed your lingerie while picking it up, then you’ll magically end up on top of her :P.
“Who says daddy is the only one who can have a little fun? I’m gonna drop the spoon to be a little bratty sub :P”
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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