An Irish Ma's chief form of discipline; brought against any child who disobeys. Form of casual corporal punishment.
Don't be an eejit or Ma'll bring The Spoon to ya.
by Séamus May 13, 2019
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When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.
Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters
by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016
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A quote from The Matrix, spoken by Neo in reference to a bit of wisom he learned from a child bending spoons with his mind. It signifies that a person cannot truly manipulate reality, a person can only manipulate him/herself. Only when a person changes him/herself can he/she change reality.
Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE IS NO SPOON. Then you will see that it not the spoon that bends, it is yourself.
by Geek3 June 22, 2011
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A spoon is an imaginary unit of energy used by people with illnesses and disabilities. These people use spoons to describe daily activites with a limited source of energy.

The Spoon Theory was developed by Christine Miserandino, a woman with Lupus to describe units of energy to her friend. She gave her friend a handful and asked her friend to list her morning routine. As each activity was said, a spoon was removed from the handful.

For example, getting out of bed costs "one spoon", and getting dressed/showering costs two or three.
I didn't have enough spoons to do the dishes AND shower before bed.
by notenoughspoons July 1, 2013
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It’s when Daniel takes out a spoon from his lunch box and proceeds to hit you with it
Me- Daniel what are you doing
by your weirdo friend daisy! April 20, 2018
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The most dangerous weapon mankind has ever known... So sharp...
*everyone flees, because the spoon is such a dangerous weapon*
by Bardo-zilla_37 May 10, 2015
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The scooping utensil used for eating ice cream because I spend my time on my room crying with a bucket of mint chocolate chip on my lap because GOD IM SO ALONE AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE BECAUSE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER DIED AGAIN AND SOMEBODY DATE ME PLEASE
by eat-the-fluffies-or-die April 5, 2015
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