The Snuffle

A semi ferral being with large eyes and a penchance for biscuits. Often found "snuffling" around a bag of broken biscuit searching for a "snuffle keeper". Curious, hungry and simple.

The snuffle wondered around the town naked looking for a cookie.

by Snuffle Keeper August 8, 2009

Order The Soufflé

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.

Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011

The Shuffle

The drunk guy on the dance floor who some how stumbles into a make session with drunk hot girl.

also known as being salvo'd

Yeah I had the shuffle on.

by kangaahh July 22, 2010

The Shuffle Effect

When playing an Ipod or MP3 player on shuffle and perfect songs come on for your mood and/or situation.

"I just smoked a joint and was walking down Penny Lane, when Penny Lane by the Beatles came on my Ipod."

"Dude, the Shuffle Effect just happened to me on the way over here!"

by BigJoe38025 November 4, 2009

on the shuffle

To be a master of finding ways to escape commonly accepted daily deeds - like paying for lunch, performing full days at work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

by Macktown July 30, 2019

on the shuffle

To be a master of avoiding basic daily assumed life tasks - like paying for lunch, working a full days work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

by Macktown July 30, 2019

the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery

i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color

by The king Friday September 8, 2013