The Show Show

An epic show consisting of three sexy retards, soon to be on youtube.

Girl 1: "Have you seen The Show Show?"
Girl 2: "YES! It was so funny i almost peed my pants!"

by KMBlove July 6, 2010

Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

The Show

Major League Baseball, esp. when contrasted with the minor leagues.

In his first inning after being called up to the Majors, the young pitcher gave up a towering home run. The commentators just chuckled and said, "Welcome to the Show, kid."

by BW25 March 25, 2009

friend of the show

Friends you can count on to pitch in when stuff goes wrong.

"Like late night hosts can look to trusted pals to fill-in when big shot guests don't fulfill responsibilities, I can always count on Jordo to have my back. He's a friend of the show."

by JormanThoad March 9, 2017

The Show Stopper

Three in the stink, one in the pink. The lesser known cousin of The Shocker.

The Shocker? Fuck that, this calls for The Show Stopper!

by Ross Sargent April 6, 2006

Joe the Show

One whose wild claims of supreme ability cannot be disproved.

Joe the Show, "When I was seventeen I balanced four eggs on top of each other."

by Scott Hughes January 9, 2009

After the show comes the shit cart.

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020