the short bus 

Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.

Did you come in on the short bus today?

the short bus by friendsoftina January 5, 2004

The Short Bus 

The Short Bus is the bus you see people with special needs riding on. Sometimes referred to as ‘The Sunshine Bus’.

“My brother rides on the short bus, he’s got severe autism.”

The Short Bus by ratboii June 14, 2018

The Short Bus 

When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.

My friend Mueller rides The Short Bus every night with a different girl!

The Short Bus by Sephiroth113 March 27, 2009

The Short Bus 

If you are sick of the typical oral pleasures and you want to turn it up a notch.

Try The Short Bus

1 in the front, 8 in the rear.

"THE SHORT BUS"

Using 2 Hands:

1 in the front, 8 in the rear.

BOOYA!!

The Short Bus by Johnny Wakitoff November 6, 2010

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

ride the short bus by snarkette April 23, 2003

riding the short bus

Someone stupid. A dumbass or gimp. Basically, being retarded.

That kid's riding the short bus.

riding the short bus by krazykangaroo March 20, 2005

get off the short bus 

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

get off the short bus by mistahtom July 18, 2006