The Shitits
A way to describe something so incredible, that simply calling it the shit or the tits doesn't do it justice.
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The Shitis
The gastrointestinal distress felt as a consequence of eating at the cultural phenomenon known as Denny's. A combination of The Itis and The Shits, Shitis takes effect the instant the Denny's waitress brings your check. Early symptoms include nausea, bloating, lethargy and a sense of extreme drowsiness.
In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.
The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.
In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.
The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.
I was about to get some after taking my girl out to Denny's, but I developed The Shitis during foreplay and made a mess. At least it was in her bed and not mine.
The Shitis by Dark Chocolate V2 March 18, 2013
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The Shitts
A punk-rock trio from Rhinelander. Consisting of crazy motherfuckers who listen to the Germs and kick ass
The Shitts by "Suh" December 20, 2008
The Shitis
Pronounced "Shy-tiss"
It's a combination of having the shits and the itis. You go out, eat big meal from a questionable buffet and spend the rest of the day either crapping your pants or falling asleep, or worse, both simultaneously.
It's a combination of having the shits and the itis. You go out, eat big meal from a questionable buffet and spend the rest of the day either crapping your pants or falling asleep, or worse, both simultaneously.
Gary: Hey Pete, you ain't looking good.
Pete: Ug, I ate at Number 1 Super Indian Buffet for lunch. Now I got the Shitis.
Gary: The what?
Pete: the Shitis. I keep falling asleep whenever I'm not pooping my brains out.
Gary: Shitty.
Pete: Ug, I ate at Number 1 Super Indian Buffet for lunch. Now I got the Shitis.
Gary: The what?
Pete: the Shitis. I keep falling asleep whenever I'm not pooping my brains out.
Gary: Shitty.
The Shitis by J-Roc n friends November 26, 2010
Oh Shit Its The Boss!
Oh Shit Its The Boss! by John Calvin Boone III March 26, 2009
OH SHIT ITS THE BOSS!
OH SHIT ITS THE BOSS! by dick! December 13, 2004
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)