The Schlub

When you 69 with the guy on top

I was mouf fucking her in The Schlub

by OceansTen January 7, 2017

schlub-schlub

(n) An electrical engineering or hobbyist term for a pin-to-pin connector wire used to improvise a connection.

Can you hand me that schlub-schlub?

by Groman2 June 27, 2008

schlub

A trashy person, loser, or drip

"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

schlub

Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.

He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.

by bruski July 3, 2004

schlubbing

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.

Russell always is schlubbing around at work.

by Josh Tang January 23, 2005

Schlub

Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.

He is such a schlub.

by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 10, 2007

schlub

Someone crude and/or stupid; a blockhead

That schlub wouldn't know Bach from baklava.

by yiddishkind April 16, 2003