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The Schlagpole 

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.
"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."
The Schlagpole by cpoc December 5, 2003

The Schlagg 

"Tom is such a brown-noser - he's totally The Schlagg..."
The Schlagg by ANON1968 February 2, 2009