The Schlagg

The ultimate ass-kisser

"Tom is such a brown-noser - he's totally The Schlagg..."

by ANON1968 February 3, 2009

Schlagg

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

by forsetha December 27, 2021

schlagg

Uncool or not popular.

That movie was so schlagg!

by Trent December 10, 2004

schlagg

1) A person who is truly annoying and doesn't seem to realize it.
2) One who has many friends that are girls but none want to go out with him.
3) A shortened version of school fag.

Henry is such a schlagg.

by Trent December 7, 2004

Schlagg

A Schlagg is a type of JSchlatt variation.

"Oh not another Schlagg Meme."

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

'Schlagg

Short for the Goonschlagga Gambit, the most powerful trade in a game of chess.

"I took your queen for my pawn, get 'schlagged bitch"

by the_Blind_Bread August 2, 2021