the sasquatch

when you are making out with your girlfriend and you suddenly thrust your foot up her vaginal duct.

tristan gave stacy "the sasquatch"

the sasquatch by milk T January 10, 2008

The Sasquatch Effect

Having a frustratingly itchy ass due to a mass amount of hair in the lower region.

Dude1: "Why do you keep squirming?"

Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"

Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."

The Sasquatch Effect by Pink Harmonica February 23, 2011

Sassy the Sasquatch

This is a SKITZ legend from the animated show- on YouTube- The Big Lez Show.

Sassy the Sasquatch was created by Tom Hollis and Jarrad Wright in one afternoon, on a trampoline, well into the night on how this Sasquatch takes all drugs known under the sun, with no adverse affect on his being- whilst calling everyone else a "...druggo". Although he has the inability to retain information: both short term and long term- usually responding, "Wadiyatalkinabeet". Appearing, however, to know everyone in the universe.
The two decided to draw this Sassy the next day, when they both got home. Tom drew what we know, today, as Sassy. Jarrad ending up drawing Donny- another SKITZ legend.
Sassy lives by the beach, in Australia, spending his days consuming drugs and going on SKITZ MISSIONS.

(Sassy the Sasquatch (Sassy) throws an object at Norton's window)
LEZ: "What the fuck?... Was that you Sassy?"
SASSY: "Wadiyatalkinabeet"

(Lez pulls on a volcanic bong)
LEZ: "CHRIST!"
SASSY: "You fak'n druggo"

Sassy the Sasquatch by AllSeasonedRunner September 10, 2019

Tony the Sasquatch 

A tall lanky male who likes bunghole. His dick was probably cut down to half the size at birth. Prefers black men. Attracts gay guys.

The person from out of the fire, into the crap ashes.

"That whore is like sucking your own dick, no normal person enjoys it and it probably hurts like Tony the Sasquatch."

Tony the Sasquatch by court the dort August 24, 2009

The immaculate sasquatch 

A sexual act in which one partner (preferably a male above the age of 50 with a deep scratchy voice) puts on a Sasquatch costume with a hole in the genital region. The male proceeds to take viagra in order to get as hard as possible then slips his cock into the hole. Then proceeds to grab the partner by the hips and throw them up in the air as high as possible. The male then Thrusts his hips in an upward fashion to catch his partner anally with his penis.

Fuck! I can’t believe my cock is bent from failing the immaculate sasquatch last night.

The immaculate sasquatch by Iffyclover September 16, 2019

the busy sasquatch 

a hairy vagina which gets used frequently.

Man, that mer toto sure has one busy sasquatch!

the busy sasquatch by bob fix May 21, 2004