The Sal 

When the guy in the light up shirt snatches the hottest chic on the dance floor, cuts a rug, then fingerbangs her in front of her 18 year old son.

Did you see what happened to Neal's Mom last night? She got The Sal. Neal ain't the same now.

The Sal by MonicaKaren June 6, 2016

The Sal 

1) The coolest being on this Earth.
2) Faster than you.
3) Did I mention damned cool?
4) mmm.. coffee

I saw The Sal at starbucks the other day.

The Sal by ktchoo. September 26, 2004

The Pirate Sal 

When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.

Oh shit I just did the pirate sal.

The Pirate Sal by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021

Sal the Bosnia

An based bosniak that is cooler then most people

Oh look there is Sal the Bosnianl

Sal the Bosnia by SaltheBosnian August 7, 2022

Sal The Skeleton 

Sal is probably the best person to ever live. He gets so many bitches, too many that he had to construct another house because they were overflowing.

Girl: " Sal the Skeleton has the biggest bone I've ever seen! "
Guy: " Sal made me gay "

Sal The Skeleton by CD__ April 6, 2024

Sal PA Fuera: The First Juveniles Releas For Miscreants

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sal PA Fuera: The First Juveniles Releas For Miscreants

Sal PA Fuera: The First Juveniles Releas For Miscreants by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013