The Rota

You may have thought that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. This is correct, but what isn’t common knowledge is that there was a certain artifact fused within the core of the meteor. As it collided with the ground below, it cracked like an egg and inside, lay perfectly intact: “The Rota”.

Etched in stone, “The Rota” had immense power. It gave all answers to modern civilisation, but more importantly gave the time of the Sue Davey 2021 Rota. Loljean, D to the S, RB and SRISH were the names of the mighty few who had powers beyond comprehension. With this, the dates were enscribed for each session with the finest diamond. Legend has it that anyone that touches this who aren’t the chosen ones will be punished.

Peter: I read this article about a meteor containing “The Rota”. Is this true?

Basil: Dont speak about “The Rota” here. We’ll get killed if we’re caught mentioning it.

The Rota by DF NERFS DID DIDDLY SQUAT October 7, 2021

Put in the rotation 

When a group of guys find out they are all dating the same girl. Instead of beefing with each other and the girl over it the guys get together and come to a mutual agreement. The guys allow her to continue to believe she is getting away with it. The guys put her in a secret dating rotation schedule. It ends with the girl being tricked into going on a romantic date with one of the guys from the rotation. When she shows up for her date she is greeted by all the guys who put her in the rotation causing her to have both an oh shit and what the fuck moment as she gets dumped by all of the guys.

I heard about what happened with Steve’s girl.

She wasn’t just Steve’s girl but three other guys .

I heard they let her think everything was cool.

Steve told me she was put in the rotation.

Put in the rotation by Starving Artist246 November 13, 2021

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller 

Nice way of saying "shit hits the fan"

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006

Dialing the rotary phone 

Female clitoral masturbation involving the fingers.

That girl has been in there for awhile, maybe she's dialing the rotary phone.

(Knock knock), I'm dialing the rotary phone honey.

Dialing the rotary phone by Thefanman July 25, 2016

fuck up the rotation 

while smoking marijuana, either passing the bowl, blunt, joint, bong or other smoking utensil to the wrong person

also: fuck up the circle

chris: dude you passed the blunt to joe it goes to me. you always fuck up the rotation!
joe: dude i just smoke whatever i get.
me: fuck!

fuck up the rotation by fre3k January 13, 2006

Running-the-rotation 

When you and two of your friends are in a room, getting your dicks sucked by some random, low esteemed drunk whore at a party. Said drunk whore is sucking your puny; wilted, and pushed in, repugnant-looking cock while your two homies are getting jacked off like stars.

The said drunk whore switched from you to your other homies rancid cock while she jacks you and your other boy's short penis off! The process repeats itself until either all of you get your nuts off. (Preferably in the Drunk bitch's hair with a subsequent wiping on her garments!) or she gets lockjaw while waking up from her drunken stupor only to press charges on you and your broke assed homies for trying to be legends.

*Disclaimer:* Crossing swords because your drunk with your homies rather than highfiving eachother for being pimps and playing some dumb whore makes you guys look even more Gay so DONT touch penises and HAVE FUN!

(Ben is on the phone with his guy Marko.)

Marko: Man that party was wild lastnight you missed it!

Ben: Yeah, what happened broski, I had to work?

Marko: Man lastnight Me, Elliott, and Mark Demski had this drunk assed hoe Running-the-rotation over at Klinger's Party! We made that bitch famous, now all the niggas are fighting to get that bitch in their car after they heard what we did!

Running-the-rotation by Marko Schmidt aka:YaMa's Pimp September 11, 2009

The Rotation Effect 

During the middle school stage of adolescent life a group of children will form.

Depending on the size of the grade these children belong to the "Rotation" group that most likely consists of 7-12 boys and 10-14 or so girls.

The Rotation Effect received its name from of this stage, because of the rotation of relations between a girl and a boy in the Rotation clique.

A boy and a girl in the rotation clique will date for anywhere between two weeks to two months, the relationships will be filled with drama and the partners will only converse when around other members of the rotation clique.

Not long after entering the High School stage these preppy faggots will develop a knack for drinking. They will get drunk at least once a week, and at school the will talk non stop about being/getting wasted.

The girls will whore themselves out at party's then come to school the next day and be proud of it.

It is also common for the rotations to complain about how hard there life is even though they have everything they want or need.

The Rotation Effect children will soon move into adulthood and go to a local community college or a state school for further education.

After college the men will become devote Towny's and spend the rest of there days in suburbia. The women will grow fat with age and on many occasions spend there life with a Towny living together in the same town they grew up in.

They eventually will spawn offspring that will no doubt be victims of the ROTATION EFFECT.

children involved in "The Rotation effect" are referred to as the "Rotations"

The Rotation Effect side effects include:

1.Being a douche

2.Being a towny

3.Talking shit

4.Selfishness

5.Believing His/Her problems are the most important ones in the world.

6.Being a whore/slut/skank/vagina giver/cum dumpster/seaman lover/cum chug.

7.Being Fake

8.Being a douche/whore x2

9.Thinking your life is so bad.

The Rotation Effect by ilolatbasekids February 20, 2011