The Rolling Theory 

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.

Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”

The Rolling Theory by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024

The rolling Theorum 

The Rolling Theorum is an equation used in current day mathematics. It can be used to find out a large amount of information about geometry when reduced properly (cylinders, specifically, hence the name "Rolling Theorum.")
This equation must be solved for y where x = Z||R and is as follows:

y = ((R²I²CK)/RI) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL))

so, we have to start by dividing the left side of the plus sign. Which leaves us with..

y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL))

Next, we come to the R², which is (RR)

y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(RR)(EL))

And to make it easier to read, we'll leave it as R²

y = (RICK) + (2X)/(BAR²EL)

Now we come to the 2X. We said earlier that it was equal to Z || R, which means Z or R. So let's plug this in..

y = (RICK) + (2(Z || R))/(BAR²EL)

Now, any StarFox fan will recognize this as a Barrel Roll, as 2 times Z or R is a Barrel Roll.

y = (RICK) + (BARREL ROLL)/(BAR²EL)

Simplify BARREL..

y = (RICK) + (BAR²EL ROLL)/(BAR²EL)

divide what's on the right side of the plus sign..

y = RICK + ROLL

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. Y = RICK ROLL. AND THIS IS TRUELY WHY IT IS CALLED THE ROLLING THEORUM.

"DAMNIT DUDE, I got Rick Roll'd from The Rolling Theorum today!"
"I can use the Rolling Theorum to determine the Length of this Cylinder"

The rolling Theorum by Anonymous - 0GM January 8, 2009