The Randell 

There are four parts to the Randell

Part 1: Lubricate your hand and cock.
Part 2: Put your hand on top of a sink that is at cock level
Part 3: Thrust your cock into your hand (reverse jerk)
Part 4: Splooge directly into the sink

Dude 1: Aw man I totally did the Randell last night.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: It's where you reverse jerk into the sink
Dude 2: Damn that sounds sick I'll brb

The Randell by Fred's Cock December 25, 2008

The Randall Empire 

A conglomerate of youth and adults, all inspired, mentored or taught by the illustrious Moist "Mark" Randall. Only those who have shown true dedication to being an asshole are inducted in the Empire, and none other than Ulf may ever be removed.

Jake: Why aren't I a Legend like Miguel? Miguel: Cuz son, You ain't in the Randall Empire.

The Randall Empire by EagerBeaverWeaver March 27, 2019

the randall 

The act of masturbating with both hands turned inward and knuckles touching.

My hands were dirty but I was horny, so I used the randall move.

the randall by Smokey255 May 29, 2018

The Randall Effect 

When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect

Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.

The Randall Effect by futureactiveparticiple February 12, 2015

The Randallizer 

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences

I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything

The Randallizer by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey 

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.

We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey by Jeremy December 23, 2004

rhandelle (the origin)

Rhandelle was bron when the seven spawn of satan had an incestual orgy. The most grotesque of them all became pregnant. It attempted an abortion which failed. It soon laid an egg, which was put in a barrel of acid and dumped in the sewer. Rats found the egg, chewed it apart and chewed the hideous premature fetus. One day a Nathan was playing in the sewers and he discovered it. He thought it was cute and took it home to parents who let him keep it. He breastfed, (that's right, he) it daily. One day it got too big to hide from the rest of the world so it was bestowed upon Randall from Disney's Recess. Randall and Ms.Finnster took turns fornicating with it and gave it Dirty Sanchez's amd the like. They decided to name it Rhandelle shortly before releasing it into the wild. It was very lonely and became insane and began to mutate and become disfigured. It soon joined a fish cult. (It's disgusting face resemble's a fish.) It was put into an arranged marriage with an old, stinky, putrid, fat, gimped, hairy, deaf, blind, retarted but not impotent lobster. It was the opposite of impotent actually. They moved away to escape the cult ways. They moved into a small shed with hundereds of rats which they had beastiality orgies with. Eventually the lobster wanted money so it taught Rhandelle it's only skill besides poor fucking ability which is sign language. It became a sign interpreter and is currently employed at Cunard Junior High School, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. The rest is uninteresting but terribly funny if viewed personally.
*The above is not meant to be viewed as hateful, but a true(while under the influence of narcotics or alchohol) biography.

"Stupid Rhandelle ratted on me for chewing gum in class again today. God, can't she just do her job helping that stupid deaf bitch?"

rhandelle (the origin) by Niloc February 21, 2005