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The Punse Punse 

A name given to one that acts as a pussy.
A: You want to go talk to those girls?

B: Nah man, I don't think they want us.

A: I didn't realize I was rolling with The Punse Punse tonight.
The Punse Punse by Scarborg March 6, 2022
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Tongue on the pulse 

Phrase used by those arrogantly convinced they are one step ahead of those with their finger on the pulse.
I knew Tiger was headed for a fall months ago... I've got my tongue on the pulse of the golf world.
Tongue on the pulse by Katco2010 January 5, 2010

the slayer of the pune 

Someone who gets all the pune and destroys it with his brand guys named Ethan are more likely to get this title
Omg jennifer wait sindy ethen is come omg he is the slayer of the pune

The Carnegie Pulse 

As Carnegie Mellon's first exclusively online student-run news source, The Carnegie Pulse aims to bring high-quality, relevant news and opinions to the fingertips of students, faculty, and staff.

First and foremost, the Pulse is committed to factual, objective reporting. We strive to represent the interests of Carnegie Mellon's on- and off-campus community, and commit ourselves to treating writers and readers with great respect. The Pulse is free from sensationalism and bias, and though we are officially recognized by the University, we are independently financed and motivated.

With frequent postings, the Pulse will keep readers up to date with campus and community news. We encourage readers to submit their feedback, so that we can best respond to their needs and interests. We see our online forum as an appropriate means for communicating with such a technologically advanced university.

The Pulse is also designed to be a useful experience for aspiring journalists. Contributors will be required to meet deadlines and will receive regular feedback from readers, editors, and other members of writing-related fields. Still, writers will have a strong voice in the final presentation of their articles, and will be aware of any factual or stylistic corrections as they are made, ensuring their creative control.
For unbiased, accurate, interesting information, I read the Carnegie Pulse at www.tcpulse.com!
The Carnegie Pulse by lindseyQ February 29, 2004

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Person 343: .Electro-Magnetic-Pulse-The-First-Juvenile-Release.

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

pulse of the maggots 

A great song by the metal band, Slipknot.
"We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter BUCOLIC
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots"
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