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The Pink Panther 

when a girl is sucking your dick from behind and you fart as you nut, thus causing Pink Eye
My girlfriend was angry after I surprised her with The Pink Panther.
The Pink Panther by NewBreedNerdy November 11, 2020

The Pink Panther Effect 

A strange phenomenon in which the following occurs:-

Man A: Boy the road sure is clear today
I believe I shall cross it
*A huge line of cars suddenly appears from no-where and starts to drive in front of the man*
-3 hours later-
Man A: I am still waiting for the right moment to cross the road safely.

Taken from a particular Pink Panther episode where the panther puts his toe on the road and cars appear from nowhere
Oh man, I was trying to cross the road but the Pink Panther Effect stopped me

get your pink outta the panthers

An alternative to “get your mind outta the gutter”. Especially fitting for when pink panther is involved.
Person 1: “Yo why pink panther all caked up in that ride?”
Person 2: “Get your pink outta the panthers man

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026