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The Philadelphia Eagles 

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Will always be known as the team with the best fans. Given a second chance, they will shock you with the biggest comeback yet. Carson Wentz leads the team to victory. Their fans will go to every game no matter where it is. Games are celebrated with Monday morning Dunkin' donut runs and the best eagles jersey you have.
person 1: Woah did you watch the The Philadelphia Eagles game last night?
person 2: Yeah they totally killed it. Lets go get Dunkin

The Philadelphia Eagels

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1. The nickname given to the team that does good during the season, and chokes everytime in the playoffs/championships.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.
"Man, the Eagles suck ass. Why do they always gotta pull a Philly Eagles and lose? Why do hicks like the Eagles? That's all you see are rednecks and retards and fat-ass mo'fo hicks at Eagles games thinking their team will actually win a Super Bowl. THE EAGLES SUCK!"
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The Philadelphia Eagels

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The misspelling of an NFL team by somebody who accuses "Eagles" fans of being rednecks and retards, and needs to buy a mirror... and a dictionary.
The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.
The Philadelphia Eagels by L August 9, 2007
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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Oinking 

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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
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Hopeslop

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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026
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trespooping

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The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026
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