The Penix

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV

"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Penix

When you lose a boner in an awkward situation, then it rises in your pants again, randomly, like a phoenix.

"I thought i avoided that boner during my speech, but I got a penix during the last part."

by The Rise of the Penix April 18, 2010

Penix

A surname (last name). In the United States there are two families named Penix and there is some speculation that the two may actually be a single family. The strongest argument against that is the fact that there are two distinct races represented. Microsoft will suspend an Xbox Live gamertag with the name Penix in it as 'inappropriate', although they are happy to charge credit cards which bear the same name.

Scandalized Teacher During Roll Call First Day of School: "I'm sorry, how do you pronounce your last name?"

Unimpressed Student Who Has Dealt With This Crap Their Entire Life: "Penix. Like penis, but with a hard 'X' at the end."

by missipenix September 16, 2017

penix

An operating system, such at unix...but different.

penix 2.5

by louis October 16, 2001

penix

for now and ever to be used as the plural for penis.

i was watching a midget bukkake video and i saw that bitch get poked in the face by at least ten penix

by mcgruff October 13, 2004

Penix

A penis rising from the ashes after sex to fuck again.

I was so tired after the first time, but my penix was ready to go.

by AniD00m June 04, 2016

penix

Slang term for dick.

"Villman, stop playing with your peniX!"

by foo December 20, 2002