The Penix

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV

"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"

The Penix by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

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the penias

the best groupchat ever, with the best people. they have believed the earth is flat, and they eat armpit hair (well mainly cam). it has about 65 people in it and they are chaotic asf! people wish they were in the penias

i wish i were in the penias, they look so fun.

the penias by p*nias asf December 12, 2020

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The Peni-Copter

While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.

"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."

The Peni-Copter by GayUnicornAaron June 5, 2019

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lacking in the penile region

The act of not being up to par with one's standards of the penis

Man, Baxter is really lacking in the penile region.

lacking in the penile region by gkimmel19 September 15, 2016

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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