The Panhandler

The act of defecating while having your partner have sexual intercourse with you.

Goes well with the blumpkin

Jackie really went to town after giving me the blumpkin last night and she kicked up a notch to the panhandler

The Panhandler by Clitoris Von Stinkins October 12, 2020

the russian manhandler 

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies

Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.

the russian manhandler by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic 

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.

"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009