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The ottoman 

Folks prepare yourself. This sexual position involves a male and female who look each other dead in the eyes, and then the proceed to bend over bareassed. They have their butt cheeks touch, and continue to flatuate into each other’s rectums. Once someone finally shits, the not shitee, takes their big toe and rubs it into the shiters shit. It then goes back into the shitters shitter. You then lick your partners elbow.
Wow, Rachael asked if we could do the ottoman last night... I couldn’t say no!!!
The ottoman by Titty slappin hoes February 10, 2018

jump over the ottoman 

A female pickup line indicating a desire to have a threesome with two guys. The girl lays across an ottoman while she is sucking one guy's penis and is being penetrated either vaginally or anally by the other guy. When the two guys switch positions they jump over the ottoman.
"Hey guys! Let's go back to my place and jump over the ottoman."