The One Eyed Pirate
When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!
The One Eyed Pirate by LTrain23 September 5, 2008
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Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate
A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"
Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.
Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.
Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate by aspen1974 February 4, 2010
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parrot of the one eyed pirate
only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'
parrot of the one eyed pirate by I-TAL April 25, 2004
The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate
He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate by Dennis December 13, 2004
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