The Oden 

An act made famous by the Norse god Odin also known as Oden Viking Warrior--the supreme god and creator in Norse mythology. In this inhumane act, a person goes back door on a fellow female comrade. Right before the bestower is about to extract seminal fluid into the unsuspecting victim, he chops the female receptacle's head off causing her anal cavity to tighten, giving much pleasure to the person performing the act.

If The Oden is just a myth, then maybe i dont want to be living in this boring world.

The Oden by Old Norse Õthinn November 6, 2006

The Oden's Hanging Sidekick 

While performing The Oden on a lucky female, the woman must perform fellatio on another gentleman. When the person playing the part of "Oden Viking Warrior" cuts off the female's head, her jaws will clamp down on the third party's purple helmet warrior causing her cranium to look like a christmas tree orniment hanging from the male's Big Bamboo branch; nevertheless, his face will light up like a Christmas tree from the sheer joy.

Person 1: Man I wish I can experience the joy and excitement of The Oden's Hanging Sidekick.
Person 2: I've done it twice, and the feeling is Excruciating...Excruciatingly DELIGHTFUL!!!
Yeah, i was jingle belling all the way home...if you know what I mean!

The Oden's Hanging Sidekick by Old Norse Õthinn November 20, 2006

The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

The Oden's Return to Sender by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006

The Oden (DVDA edition) 

A deviation from Oden Viking Warrior's--The Oden. It involves 4 males who perform DVDA--in other words 2 in the pink and 2 in the stink. The males feel double the pleasure because there is more squeeze on their crotch cobras

The Oden (DVDA edition) is used for bonding, I perform it with my 3 sons instead of camping or fishing.

The Oden (DVDA edition) by Old Norse Õthinn November 20, 2006

The Greg Oden

A way of dressing that entails wearing a suit.

I see you're rocking the Greg Oden tonight. Way to keep it classy.

The Oklahoma City Thunder would like to thank you for supporting Greg Oden.

The Greg Oden by CJNxn5 July 9, 2011

theoden 

King of the free peoples of Rohan, resides in the Golden Hall of Meduseld. Father to Theodred, Uncle to Eomer and Eowyn.

Hail Theoden King!

theoden by Captain Blasto January 13, 2004

Théoden 

Commonly misspelt as “Theoden” this is the name of one of the Kings of Rohan, Théoden is the song Thengel and father of Théodred, he is also the uncle of Éowyn and Éomer, he’s a good and strong King, he was the King of Rohan during the War of the Ring, which was his final war as he died at the Battlof of the Pelennor Fields on the 14th of March in 3019 of the Third Age.

“Arise, Arise Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter, spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: ride now, ride now to Gondor! RIDE NOW, RIDE NOW TO GONDOR!!!”

Or

“Arise, Arise riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: Ride now! RIDE NOW! Ride, ride to ruin and the world’s ending: death! Death!! DEATH!!! FORTH ÉORLINGAS!!!

Théoden by Sharkieofthemidworld August 28, 2022