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The Nonce Protection Services
The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon
The Nonce Protection Services by Accringtonia March 15, 2020
Jack the Nonce
Jack the Nonce by nonce9H January 19, 2019
Mark the nonce
Mark the nonce by Mark the nonce April 14, 2020
Rowan the nonce
Rowan is a man who bloody loves little kids, he lures them to his sex dungeon with a Flash of his wallet. Rowan also lives on a farm and fucks his mates younger sister.
Rowan the nonce by Hugh Morrison October 28, 2019
tyler the nonce
Tyler the nonce
Tyler is a old man who pretends to be a kid by using a body suit and fiddles with the kiddies
“Don’t take Tyler to the park! We don’t want another incident
If he’s called Tyler he’s Tyler the nonce
Tyler is a old man who pretends to be a kid by using a body suit and fiddles with the kiddies
“Don’t take Tyler to the park! We don’t want another incident
If he’s called Tyler he’s Tyler the nonce
tyler the nonce by SharpShooterLJ July 24, 2018
kayla the nonce
kayla the nonce by Paige,Dionne and Kayla December 20, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026