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phrase used to describe something upcomming and progressive.
Man did you peep Dilla's new beat? That s%!%'s the next.

What have you been workin on? what's the next?
The Next by Buffaunte February 7, 2006
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the next episode 

Rap song produced and rapped by the baddest mc and producer around:D.R.E. Featuring Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg. Promotes gangsta lifestyles and weed.

Features probably the best beat ever created by Dr. Dre, maybe only second to Nuthin but a g thang (also created by Dre.) what can i say, Dre ,akes the best beats ever, pure respeks
"Its tha muthafuckin D-O-double g...wait till the next episode"

the-next-generation role play

The best RPG. Ever. Hands down. Kind of. There's Miri, who is the immature but awesome leader, Charlotte, who gets offended easily but everyone seriously loves her and who enjoys black things, Lily, who makes everyone giggle and giggles a lot herself and is just so sweet, Ginny and Harriet, the best ships ever, Jo, who fully supports Jamy, Mollie, who has been revived and has been missed greatly, Charlie, a quality RPer who is somehow capable of managing many characters, Lauren, who has some of the best jokes, Gail and Rhe and Sam who all make everyone smile, as well as Cassidy and Rhiannon and Amanda and Maddi and Marielle and Linda and Ilana and Vivi and Maura and Liz and Maddie and Elenor and Kathryn and Cee and Kristen and Rose and Frederico and Darcy and Paula and Sierra and Ria and Audrey and Jenna and anyone I may have missed are all awesome, amazing people.
The-Next-Generation role play may be extremely immature at times, but it's by far the best RP blog on Tumblr.

the next step 

a canadian show about dance that is broadcasted on english channel cbbc , if you are planning to watch it i highly recommend to watch season 1-3 because the seasons after that is kind of dull tbh. no shade tho. basically the concept of the show is that a-troupe take part in competitions like regionals, nationals and internationals. and the team just work the way and rehearse for those upcoming competitions. and in my opinion it is one of the best shows on cbbc if not the best. my favourite characters are giselle and west.
hey bert have you watched the new episode of the next step
me: um yes and it was amazing!!
the next step by plss wtf January 25, 2021

the next guy 

That "guy" that jerks always compare themselves with
she: enters the room with a bloody chainsaw
he: I like spanking just as much as the next guy, but this is where i draw the line
she: Dieeeeee!!!

the next day 

a nonexistent hope that all will be fine in a matter of twenty-four hours, often resulting in depression, this hope will make things only worse for you and your girlfriend
thiss'l all be cleared up in the next day ... "sobs"
the next day by random porson September 25, 2019

the next level 

1. Moving in a progressive manor toward increased responsibilities in a passionate relationship.
2. Increased abilities in chosen game, sport, or activity.
1. "Baby, I want us to take this relationship to the Next Level."

2. "I took my game to the next level, and now my brother can't hang."
the next level by mark s. May 27, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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