The Nest

The nest is when your about to take a massive shit and you take a whole bunch of toilet paper and throw it into the toilet so when you shit the poop water doesn't hit that place between your ass and nuts.
Uh Oh... It's gonna be a big one. Better build the nest.
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"Give Me a The Nest Faster Than .99!"
by Maia July 14, 2002
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your place of comfort also known as your home sweet home. What your call your house if you love it.
Let's get outta the storm and get in the nest. It's been a hard day at work I can't wait for the nest. I gotta go girl my man wants me at the nest.
by swheatley February 08, 2009
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putting toilet paper down on a public toilet seat before you put your bare ass on the seat
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Nesting is a ritual performed by pregnant women in ridding the house, the "nest", from anything potentially harmful to the soon to be born child.
This can also be seen as a phase before menstruation where the woman enjoys cuddling and snuggling more than usual.
Barbera: I think Darcy is pregnant.
Heather: Why do you think that?
Barbera: Because shes nesting.
by Vela October 14, 2004
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A makeshift bed made entirely of pillows where two people nuzzle and express emotions for one another.
Guy: How was your date last night
Charlie: It was great. Disco came over and we made a nest and watched movies all night long.
by Contractattorney April 08, 2008
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When you don't have a pad or tampon on you when you get your period so you just create a makeshift pad out of layered toilet paper.
Friend 1: Aw girl that would suck if you got your period and you were unprepared.
Friend 2: Nah, you would just make a nest
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