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The Nest 

The nest is when your about to take a massive shit and you take a whole bunch of toilet paper and throw it into the toilet so when you shit the poop water doesn't hit that place between your ass and nuts.
Uh Oh... It's gonna be a big one. Better build the nest.

The Nest 

When You Finger An S.O.s Grundle Very Quikly
"Give Me a The Nest Faster Than .99!"
The Nest by Maia July 13, 2002

swoop the nest

1. (verb.) To flirt with the intent of hooking up with someone, or making them your significant other

2. Often accompanied by the hand gesture of a bird first going down, then coming up over your head, acting out the "swooping" motion.

3. Sometimes shortened to "swoop" for brevity.
Caitlin: Haylee, I saw you flirting with that boy yesterday. You were tryna swoop the nest, huh?

Haylee: Shooo, girl, u know I was tryin to swoopity swoop up on him!
swoop the nest by dustydust2014 September 2, 2011

sniff the nest 

A phrase describing when a guy is low-key hitting on a girl. Causally testing the waters to get a feel for the odds of him eventually getting some tail. In this context, 'nest' refers to the female crotch, around which he's sniffing.
Guy: 'Why is your phone buzzing today constantly? Who's texting you?'
Girl: 'This dude I met who offered to teach me how to weld.'
Guy: 'Weld? That's weird. He's probably also trying to sniff the nest'
Girl: 'Yeah, probs
sniff the nest by channel_panel September 23, 2018

crawled out of the nest 

A term to describe someone who just got out of bed and used minimal hygiene before presenting himself/herself to the world. Usually done by people who partied like a rock star the night before. Something worse than bedhead.
The couple in the booth looked and smelled like they just crawled out of the nest.

Bee in the nest 

The strange incredibly sharp pain one might get after urinating, that just dosn't go away.
Right we're ready to go, got your ke- OH GOD - BEE IN THE NEST! BEE IN THE NEST!!!
Bee in the nest by e1 May 14, 2005