The Nelson
The Nelson by Balogni806 August 25, 2017
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The Nelson
This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
The Nelson by mickey July 23, 2004
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The Nelson Bird
Alternate name for the black-capped chickadee. Named after Nelson Muntz, the bully on the Simpsons with the lackadasical and mocking laugh: "Ha-ha." The black-capped chickadee has two songs, the familiar 'chick-a-dee-dee-dee!' and a song that sounds like Nelson's 'Ha-ha." laugh. Listen here: http://www.learnbirdsongs.com/birdsong.php?id=12
Chris: Hey! That bird sounds just like Nelson on the Simpsons!
Mary: Yeah, that's The Nelson Bird! I think it's real name is the chickadee.
Mary: Yeah, that's The Nelson Bird! I think it's real name is the chickadee.
The Nelson Bird by ocius1 April 21, 2009
The Nelson Effect
A recent gaming terminology where the player is on a current luck streak when all of a sudden their gaming prowess deteriorates by a factor of *10 for no discernible reason.
The Nelson Effect by Scout5566 February 13, 2020
the willy nelson
an inescapable wrestling move
used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class
derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class
derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
the willy nelson by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007
The Sam Nelson
A variation of salad tossing, must be between two consenting males and must be in the infamous 69 position.
The Sam Nelson by Bjdub April 18, 2009
the full nelson
the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)
the full nelson by marc February 3, 2005
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