A noun used to describe someone who's acting in a strange, childish, and eccentric behavior. They are someone who are just flat out annoying, and loud, so loud you can hear him next door, but you still hang out with him when you're bored because of convenience or forced to hang out with them because they won't leave you alone.
FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".
Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.
Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.