The Minder

When you screw a Bitch so hard you knock the home off its foundation. Leaving it non repairable by the best Contractor in the state of Washington.

It was the worse case scenario Karen got “The Minder”. The master bedroom will never be the same again.

by 2 Borthers one bag November 23, 2021

The Manders

The most driven young woman one can ever hope to meet, expert in all manner of Character Animation, including 2d & 3d animation, Corel painter, Adobe (photoshop, premier, after affects, & flash), & Autodesk Maya. Holds a Bachelor degree in Media Arts and Animation from the Art Institute of Ft. Lauderdale.

The Manders art will rock your socks off.

The Manders is the penultimate of awesome.

Noone can overestimate the Manders.

The Manders can make art beautiful enouph to make Chuck Norris cry and want a puppy.

by Fanboy186541 February 4, 2009

The Miner

A sex move. Where you strap a small bulb to your dick (your "helmet") before you go to work deep in the mine. The warmth of the bulb gives your girl more pleasure that way.

Guy 1: You ever tried The Miner?
Guy 2: Yeah, my bird really screamed when I used that one.

by Lenwin July 19, 2012

craving the mineral

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone

jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!

by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015

The miner!

Yelled in combination with laughter after the miner says or does something stupid or out of line. Can be anything from a drastic exaggeration (usually involves numbers) to rolling around drunk on the ground outside a bar with no pants on. Miner moments are pretty common, and given enough alcohol they are inevitable.

haha Chris just accidently wiped cake frosting all over his face after falling and slamming his head on the dishwasher after taking a few too many shots.

The miner! hahaha!

by I've had like 27 beers February 4, 2009

You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.

person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!

by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023

the mindfreak

To give your girl the business, switch with your friend in the middle and once she looks out the window she see's you waving but once she looks back to see whose doin her its you again...THE MNIDFREAK!

The Mindfreak:"I was making love to my boyfriend when all of a sudden I see him waving to me out the window. My mind was blown so I waited a second gathered myself and thought was that really him...nahh but then I decided to check anyway and when I turned around poof he was there railing me just like before... but I smelled like his best friends cologne...wyrd?"

MMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDFFFFFRRRRREEEEAAAAAKKKKKK!

by the new age houdini August 24, 2009